The Internet has been deleted.

In order to prevent crime propagation and to keep you from further sneaking about inadequate content, the Internet has been deleted by the authorities.

The authority approved version 3.0 of the Internet with morally and politically adequate content will be restored shortly from the full 3 floppy disk backup.

Please be ready to reenter the Internet 3.0 on short notice.

If you feel this is wrong, please feel free to do one or all of the following:

  • Present yourself to the next police station for a political and moral conformity check.
  • Visit the nearest brain surgeon and see if he can correct your mental disabilities.
  • Have your analyst check on your moral and/or political shortcomings.
  • Shut the fuck up.


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